Forbidden Choices: Choose Your Fantasy by Samantha Jensen

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I learned that life is all about choices when my electricity went out and I needed to decide whether to eat my frozen quattro cheese pizza or Costco pepperoni bake before they went bad. I also learned that day that sometimes the choices you make all lead to the same place. Forbidden Choices: Choose Your Fantasy by Samantha Jensen is a CYOA high fantasy erotic novel where your only option is to get ploughed. Today’s review is going to work a little differently, because Samantha isn’t the only lady around here who knows how to work a gimmick. Since a good CYOA gives you enough information to weave the story you want, and maybe foretell some twists and turns, I will instead be doing the opposite. My review is in four parts, and you’ll just have to accept that you’re along for the ride.

Let’s get this over with.

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One thought on “Forbidden Choices: Choose Your Fantasy by Samantha Jensen

  1. For $3, this seems like a wild ride that I lowkey want to get on. I’ve always loved the concepts of CYOA and this one seems so wacky that it’d make for an entertaining read.

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